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Welcome to Guy In Your Pants!

Hey, I'm Jon, and I will be the guy who wears your pants! ^*

Do you have a business? Does that business have a marketing budget of at least $150 a year? If so, then Guy In Your Pants might be, nay, IS, the perfect choice to help you promote whatever product or service your company offers.

Here's how it works. First, make some pants with your company's branding on it. Then, put the pants in a box, and put that box in your attic. I seriously don't want your pants.

Next, pay us $150. We'll make a 30-second YouTube video about your site or product. We'll try to make this video funny, but if the rest of this site is any indication, the video will probably be dumb. Really dumb.

We'll also write a "tweet" on Twitter about your product. Both the YouTube video and the tweet will be posted by the user "guyinyourpants".

Lastly, we'll add a link to your site right here on www.guyinyourpants.com. The link will be up as long as the site is up, which we hope will be at least a week or so. And with our current PageRank of 0, we'll be certain to vault your site into relative obscurity.

* I won't actually wear your pants.